Today, this was announced,
The Walt Disney Company announced today it has agreed to acquire Lucasfilm and is planning Star Wars Episode 7 for 2015!
How does a 34 year old Star Wars fan really feel about this?
1. I'm as happy as a Wookie who's friend was just released from carbonite
2. I'm as happy as a 900 year old Jedi living in a swamp who found a flashlight
3. I'm as happy as an emperor for which everything is proceeding as he has have foreseen
4. I'm as happy as C-3PO, never mind he's never happy
5. I'm as happy as a Gungan who's-ah not gonna die
6. I'm as happy as a Hutt who has a full bowl of frog-like things to eat
7. I'm as happy as a brother and sister who are ignoring that awkward kiss they shared
8. I'm as happy as a nerf herder bringing in the herd
9. I'm as happy as a snow beast with both arms
and finally,
10. I am as happy as a Storm Trooper who found the droids they were looking for
HEYOO